Neighborhood Watch Leader Mugs

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Suburban street.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

Robinia Floribunda

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"What's he doing now?"

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

"I'm Bob and this is my wife, Sue. Don't even think about trying to get past us."

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

Gossiping neighbours.

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

New Jersey Crime Watch.

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

'There goes the neighborhood.'