Neighborhood Watch Leader Gifts

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Suburban street.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Robinia Floribunda

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"What's he doing now?"

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

"I'm Bob and this is my wife, Sue. Don't even think about trying to get past us."

Gossiping neighbours.

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

New Jersey Crime Watch.

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

'There goes the neighborhood.'