Neighborhood Watch Captain Gifts

'To be honest, Sarah - Your parrot knows more interesting gossip than you do!'

"Don't answer—it's those pickleballers again."

'Hey - I though you said everyone round here was asleep by 10 o'clock.'

The Residents Meeting

'I'm worried about him, Clive. His new friends seem quite rough.'

The Exhortationist

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Suburban street.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Robinia Floribunda

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"What's he doing now?"

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"I'm Bob and this is my wife, Sue. Don't even think about trying to get past us."

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

Gossiping neighbours.

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'