Neighbourhood Watch Captain Gifts

"The neighbours are having a lot of foreplay tonight."foreplay

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Suburban street.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Robinia Floribunda

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

"What's he doing now?"

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"I'm Bob and this is my wife, Sue. Don't even think about trying to get past us."

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

Gossiping neighbours.

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

New Jersey Crime Watch.

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

'There goes the neighborhood.'