Neighborhood Watch Advocate Gifts

"I've a nasty feeling we've had burglars."

"We should've joined neighbourhood watch!"

Beware Of The Dog Owner

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

Suburban street.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

Robinia Floribunda

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

Neighborhood hygiene

Cycle Lane

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"What's he doing now?"

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"I'm Bob and this is my wife, Sue. Don't even think about trying to get past us."

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

Gossiping neighbours.

New Jersey Crime Watch.

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."