Neighborhood Watchers Gifts

'There goes the neigborhood.'

"Sometimes it’s hard to tell if they’re really fighting or just playing."

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

Oh, I live next door – acting cute to get the neighbor's treats is just a side hustle.

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

'Look at this Henry. You will not believe what they're up to next door.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Suburban street.

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

The Motherhood

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Robinia Floribunda

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

Interrupted Shower.

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"What's he doing now?"