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'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

One giant bark for dogkind.

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

The Life of a Sentient Rock

Interrupted Shower.

Church sign.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

'Miaow??'

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

'I'm baking. Can I borrow 2 eggs... some bacon and a couple slices of bread?'

I'm earlier than usual this evening due to an elevated level of chatter at home.

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

'Um...excuse me, could we please have our ball back?'

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

"Yes, of course you can borrow Gerald's lawnmower, but only if you take him too."

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

"He's still there. Try adding an angry face emoji."

'That's it now, Mrs. Baines - see you in the New Year!'

Oh, I live next door – acting cute to get the neighbor's treats is just a side hustle.