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"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Wifi in Hell

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

At the 2021 Religious Games

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

Right Here

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

This is Bad Feng Shui!

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

Look...a friendly face.

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

Frank's Butcher Shop. Ernie's Bakery. Starbux Coffee. It hasn't been the same since the candlestick maker went out of business.

Six feet and a smile

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Small store loses out to glossy big store

"Oh that's Mike, he's like part of the furniture round here"

"You look lovely, my dear! But while we're not at work...you don't have to wear your hairnet here."

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'It's a perch.' 'Porch.'

'Funny how I always get on well with weirdos . . . Dunno why!'

Counter culture is friendly:'Have a great day!'

'Such a friendly neighborhood! If I bark all night long, your owner always comes out for a chat!'

"I'm moving mattresses and box springs. I'd like to borrow your man."

Shadow and man

'It was so great to meet the neighbors and resolve our differences.'

'I'm very green - I always drink in my local.'

'We need to shop local. What big box chain store is closest?'

"I'm only going to t'pub out of a sense of duty - the landlord saw me walk past t'other day on my way t' Red lion."

Smoking and no smoking.

"The police came to your door today. I told them you remind me of my own son who never calls, and for that matter might be a criminal."