Pet-friendly Neighbor T-Shirts

"Next time make two trips."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Cats on Board.

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"He ran out of pee."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Church sign.

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Don't even think about it!

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

'It's a perch.' 'Porch.'

Blowing dandelion clock

Irony.

'As a matter of fact, I do have an elephant up here!'

'Such a friendly neighborhood! If I bark all night long, your owner always comes out for a chat!'

"If you hum 'Message in a Bottle' one more time, God help me, I'll murder you."

"I'm moving mattresses and box springs. I'd like to borrow your man."