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'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

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'Out, damned Spot.'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'Click it or ticket.'

"He ran out of pee."

Dog Igloo.

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"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

"What's worse, that or this?"

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"Where do you see yourself five years from now? Dog years, of course."

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'