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'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

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'Out, damned Spot.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

'Click it or ticket.'

Dog Igloo.

"He ran out of pee."

Jumping Dogs

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"What's worse, that or this?"

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

"Where do you see yourself five years from now? Dog years, of course."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."