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'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Cats on Board.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Christmas Pets

Chasebook

"Humans are strange."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Separation

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Examination.

Dog Day Afternoon

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"Cat park"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

State of the Art Dog.

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

Dog Sees Only Food

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"He ran out of pee."

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The Taming of the Ewe

Man wearing a dog cone