Pet-loving Neighbor Gifts

'My dog's classically trained.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Cats on Board.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Christmas Pets

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Chasebook

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Humans are strange."

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Separation

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Dog Day Afternoon

"Cat park"

Examination.

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

State of the Art Dog.

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"He ran out of pee."

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

Labrador for sale

The Taming of the Ewe

Dog Sees Only Food