Neighbor With A Pup Gifts

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"He ran out of pee."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

"Very Funny."

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

"I've trained him to hunt down the remote."

"He's a real dog person."

'...I'd prefer it if you didn't fetch my iPad.'

Fetching the Ball

Don't even think about it!

Puppy toys according to a human vs. puppy toys according to a puppy

Mower Fraud!

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

"So you’re Penny. It’s nice to finally put a face to the scent."

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'