Neighbor With A Pet Gifts

Don't even think about it!

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Cats on Board.

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"I yip, therefore I am."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"He ran out of pee."

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'It all started with them sending me outside to do my 'business'.'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"I wasn't dead yet."

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

'I love this web TV, and so user friendly.'