Neighbor With A Pet Gifts

Don't even think about it!

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Cats on Board.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"I yip, therefore I am."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"He ran out of pee."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'It all started with them sending me outside to do my 'business'.'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

"I wasn't dead yet."

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."

'I love this web TV, and so user friendly.'

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

"He's a real dog person."