Neighbor With A Pup Mugs

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"He ran out of pee."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"Trust me – she's a witch."

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

'Hi. I'm Don.'

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

"Very Funny."

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Fetching the Ball

"He's a real dog person."

"I've trained him to hunt down the remote."

Don't even think about it!

Puppy toys according to a human vs. puppy toys according to a puppy

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

Mower Fraud!

"So you’re Penny. It’s nice to finally put a face to the scent."

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."