Friendly Neighbor Gifts

'Such a friendly neighborhood! If I bark all night long, your owner always comes out for a chat!'

'It's a perch.' 'Porch.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"First time pruning?"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

$1: Family Secrets

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Canape?

"He loves his leaf blower."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Thank you bubbles

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Environment Friendly House.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.