Friendly Neighbor Pillows

'Such a friendly neighborhood! If I bark all night long, your owner always comes out for a chat!'

'It's a perch.' 'Porch.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First time pruning?"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

$1: Family Secrets

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Canape?

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Thank you bubbles

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Environment Friendly House.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

Things I love about Powell River...

"The trees are laughing at us."