Joyful Neighbor Pillows

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'He's training for a career in law.'

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

'Hi. I'm Don.'

Church sign.

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Just Popped Next Door

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

"I don''t believe it. Neighbours from Heaven!"

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

'What do you make of the new squirt?'

Mower Fraud!

"Your munchkins are always welcome to play in my garden."

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

Good neighbours.

If his animals should stray - let him know by all means...but don't be vindictive.

"How come you never hang out by the fence anymore?"

'It's a perch.' 'Porch.'