Peaceful Neighbor Gifts

'It was so great to meet the neighbors and resolve our differences.'

Smoking and no smoking.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

$1: Family Secrets

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

Church sign.

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

Nice to see you!

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

Just Popped Next Door

"I don''t believe it. Neighbours from Heaven!"

Mower Fraud!

"Your munchkins are always welcome to play in my garden."

'What do you make of the new squirt?'

"Today on ask Sadie, I'll be address oe single question...why do so many people who have no business raising kids, have kids..."

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

Fences Make Good Neighbors.

There are some bad neighbors in the building where I live. One creep was kicked out for inappropriate actions. I call him "The Flash." "Catwoman" violates the no-pets policy. "Aquaman" hogs all the hot water. And the "Green Hulk" is a huge guy who berates people when they don't separate recyclables from other trash. On the plus side, when anything breaks here, it is quick fixed. Ah, "Superman"!

'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

Good neighbours.