Grateful Neighbor Prints

"I said you've become my best friend, what is your name?"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Why bother?"

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"'Golden' years, my a**...."

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

Share your blessings - give to Toys for Tots, Salvation Army, Food Shelves.

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

Church sign.

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

Just Popped Next Door

'Thank you for all your help. You're like a good photocopy machine. You make a lasting impression.'

"I don''t believe it. Neighbours from Heaven!"

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

"Your munchkins are always welcome to play in my garden."

'What do you make of the new squirt?'

Privacy in the garden.

"That's Ed's brother. He gave us the shirt off his back. Unfortunately he's still in it."

Mower Fraud!

If his animals should stray - let him know by all means...but don't be vindictive.

'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

'It's a perch.' 'Porch.'

There are some bad neighbors in the building where I live. One creep was kicked out for inappropriate actions. I call him "The Flash." "Catwoman" violates the no-pets policy. "Aquaman" hogs all the hot water. And the "Green Hulk" is a huge guy who berates people when they don't separate recyclables from other trash. On the plus side, when anything breaks here, it is quick fixed. Ah, "Superman"!

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

"It's mostly my medications and adjustable mattress."