Fun-loving Neighbors Gifts

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'Did you find any clothes?'

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

'He's training for a career in law.'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

"For calling in sick press two to have our psychic verify your condition."

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

A huge, mind-boggling number.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

"Next time make two trips."

Blowing dandelion clock

'Hey, our neighbor has the same model telescope as we do!'

"Maynard! Are you blowing smoke through the fence at Mrs. Woolsey again?"

Man collects parcel nude as he has just woken up.

'Peeping Tom? Oh no, that's Peeping George. He lives next door.'

'I'll stop playing when you stop snoring!'

"The old man, the sea, and the well-meaning neighbor."

"The Joneses are keeping up with us-they've bought a clapped out old banger!"

As luck would have it, the Lafontants and the Murrays found each other endlessly fascinating.

"Now that's impressive."

"I'm moving mattresses and box springs. I'd like to borrow your man."

"Mrs. Slovnik, we represent the whole forth floor."

"Hi, I just moved in next door. . . where do you keep your lawn mower?"

'I like hanging out with you, Victoria!'

'Can you keep a secret about yourself.'