Fun-loving Neighborhood Watchdog Gifts

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

Suburban street.

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'Beware of the Dog poo'

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Beware of Curmudgeon!

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"What's he doing now?"

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

Gossiping neighbours.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

"When Ralph Lauren talks, Wilbur listens

There goes the neighbourhood.

'...two for next door, three for round the corner... nothing for us again.'

'I see you bought a new snowblower, Harry.'