Fun-loving Neighborhood Watchdog T-Shirts

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

Suburban street.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

'Beware of the Dog poo'

This is Bad Feng Shui!

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Beware of Curmudgeon!

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"What's he doing now?"

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

Gossiping neighbours.

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

'I bet he buried something really big there.'

'I see you bought a new snowblower, Harry.'

'...two for next door, three for round the corner... nothing for us again.'