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'The cheek of that woman! Saying she's never seen me without a glass in my hand!'

'Nosey Parker in operation - Neighbourhood watch in operation.'

'It's the Neighbourhood Watch..."

"Excuse me, I'm thinking of buying the house next door. Could you tell me, have you got any Civil injunctions or criminal behaviour orders?"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

Suburban street.

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Robinia Floribunda

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Beware of Curmudgeon!

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

"What's he doing now?"

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

Gossiping neighbours.

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'