Chatty Neighbor Gifts

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

"How come you never hang out by the fence anymore?"

"What TV programmes do you like?"

"She's like a river - small head,big mouth!"

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

'I'd better go, Maggie - I don't want to get a parking ticket.'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

$1: Family Secrets

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

One giant bark for dogkind.

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'Dog got your clog?'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

Getting together to chew the fat.

'He's training for a career in law.'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Nice to see you!

Blah blah blah.

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'