Chatty Friend Gifts

Blah blah blah.

'What's wrong? Have you got laryngitis?'

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

'Another good thing to remember, don't talk when he's trying to hit the ball.'

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

'I've got an addictive personality.'

"When nature calls, so does everyone else."

Yak, Yak Yak, Yak Yak Yak.

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Text Culture

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Time for tea and friendship.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

Shall I be mother?

'Do you come here often?'

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Social Notworking

White Wine Wisdom (2)

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

Communication

Social media messages

''Is there anybody there?'

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'