Chatty Partner Gifts

Man cutting the wire of his wife's phone.

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Time for tea and friendship.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"Yes, it was 'love at first sight'. But, by the time I'd made my first opticians appointment we were already married."

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

White Wine Wisdom (2)

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

Social Notworking

Communication

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

'Can we just do this pass-fail?'

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

''Is there anybody there?'

Getting together to chew the fat.

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"My husband would get out and change the tire, but he has a lug nut allergy."

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

'Yes, some mornings I do wake up grumpy - but only if he's oversleeping'

'If his old company was so great, why didn't he just stay there?'

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