Chatty Buddy Gifts

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Getting together to chew the fat.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Text Culture

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"I think it stopped breathing."

Time for tea and friendship.

Peach flirting with a banana.

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'Do you come here often?'

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

White Wine Wisdom (2)

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

'You say the pains in my left leg are caused by old age. But doctor my right leg is just as old and it doesn't hurt at all!'

'It was a gift.'

Communication

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

'I don't know much about Art, but i can tell you all about his wife.'

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

I used my first draft pick on the turkey leg. It's a proven point-getter! I drafted potatoes. They're not flashy but they are a reliable performer! I'll trade my cranberry sauce for you pie. It's a win-win trade that will benefit us both! No trades -- This pie will score a lot of points for me later! Why are they talking about this wonderful meal like it's fantasy football? It's not a game with winners and losers here. You're absolutely right! Just being here together sharing this meal,