Chatty Comrade Gifts

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Text Culture

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

Time for tea and friendship.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'Do you come here often?'

Pie chart of pub conversations

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

White Wine Wisdom (2)

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

Communication

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

Getting together to chew the fat.

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

Who has two thumbs and

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

'If his old company was so great, why didn't he just stay there?'

'The bar's famous for its high spirits.'