Chatterbox Comrade Gifts

"Must you spend all your time talking with your friends?"

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Babblewrap

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

At Gossips Anonymous...

Time for Tea

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"She can be outspoken."

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"We don't communicate any more..."

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Bla Bla Bla

Verbal blogger.

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

'The seven yeah itch.'

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."