Chatterbox Comrade Gifts

"Must you spend all your time talking with your friends?"

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Time for Tea

Babblewrap

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

At Gossips Anonymous...

"She can be outspoken."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

Verbal blogger.

Bla Bla Bla

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."

'Freddie doesn't hold court here anymore. He moved to the Full ‘O Crap Tap Room and on up to the Wind Bag Martini Bar.'