Chatterbox Gifts

'...I didn't think you'd get on the bus to tell me.'

'In addition to our web, radio/tv and print advertising, we'd like you to add word of mouth. We feel you're the one for the job.'

Two lines at a bank with signs saying "Chatting with Teller" and "No Chatting

'But if we were both happy, what would we have to talk about?'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

Mindless, inane chit-chat only.

"Blah! Blah! Blah!" say sheep.

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"I only overshare because you never listen."

'You see Cathy you think you love him, but this just proves that you've been lying to yourself all along.'

"I'm not trying to say anything-I'm just talking."

'Remember, we don't have much time so don't ask them how they're doing.'

Bla Bla Bla

'Doc, I keep boring people with every minute detail of my life! I'm afraid I might have a bad case of the Twitters!'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

"Mindless yapping empowers me."

"She can be a little too open at times."

Edna's vocal chords - the human perpetual-motion machine...

Verbal blogger.

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Running on Empty

"Sorry, but I can only stay and talk for 5 hours."

'Been busy?'

Bank Has Two Tellers and One Listener

'I'm tired of all the negativity in this pub.'

"A monkey winked at me this morning."

"Adrian and I are having a divorcette."

'Yakkity yak!' 'Who says the art of conversation is dead?'

"Did you hear about Sally and the milkman?...What...oh..I'm sorry, Sally, I forgot it was you I was talking to."

'Daddy has seen the phone bill, hasn't he, Mummy? Just nod if I'm right.'

"My machine's fine, I just wondered whether you fancied a chat?"

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"What are you all atwitter about?"