Chatterbox Pillows

Two lines at a bank with signs saying "Chatting with Teller" and "No Chatting

'In addition to our web, radio/tv and print advertising, we'd like you to add word of mouth. We feel you're the one for the job.'

'...I didn't think you'd get on the bus to tell me.'

'But if we were both happy, what would we have to talk about?'

"I only overshare because you never listen."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"I'm not trying to say anything-I'm just talking."

Running on Empty

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

'You see Cathy you think you love him, but this just proves that you've been lying to yourself all along.'

Bla Bla Bla

'Remember, we don't have much time so don't ask them how they're doing.'

Verbal blogger.

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Edna's vocal chords - the human perpetual-motion machine...

"Sorry, but I can only stay and talk for 5 hours."

"Mindless yapping empowers me."

"She can be a little too open at times."

"Let me know if the incessant complaining about my boyfriend is too much."

"A monkey winked at me this morning."

"He's old money, but, unfortunately, minus the money."

"Ah – the good, the bad, and the god-awful."

"He doesn't understand that I have certain needs I have to talk about all day long."

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"What are you all atwitter about?"

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"Tell Mary a secret and you may as well be telling five people."

"Time for me to take off, but I'll be here tomorrow as usual."

Bank Has Two Tellers and One Listener

'I'm tired of all the negativity in this pub.'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"Adrian and I are having a divorcette."