Chatroom Chatterbox Pillows

The AdRams Family no.27 - Big phone bill for the internet

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Flotation Device on the Phone

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Time for Tea

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Social media messages

At Gossips Anonymous...

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

'I gotta go - we're discussing my compulsive communicatoins disorder.'

'How's it going, Rachel?'

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'