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Mobile Phone Bans

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

Flotation Device on the Phone

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"I told you never to call me here."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"She can be outspoken."

Time for Tea

Social media messages

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."