Call Chatterbox Gifts

Mobile Phone Bans

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"I told you never to call me here."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Flotation Device on the Phone

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"She can be outspoken."

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

At Gossips Anonymous...

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

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