Cellular Chatterbox Gifts

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Since we modified your daughter's digital cellular structure, she's experienced a lot of ringing in her ears. If you need me to check her status, I'll be on call.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

Flotation Device on the Phone

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"I told you never to call me here."

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Time for Tea

At Gossips Anonymous...

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

Social media messages

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"