Mobile Chatterbox Gifts

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"I told you never to call me here."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Flotation Device on the Phone

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

At Gossips Anonymous...

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Social media messages

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'Since we modified your daughter's digital cellular structure, she's experienced a lot of ringing in her ears. If you need me to check her status, I'll be on call.'