Digital Chatterbox Gifts

'How's it going, Rachel?'

Tw@tter (teenager transfixed by social networking site).

What were you saying?

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'It appears your son has a tweeting disorder'

'Sorry, dad, I'm so busy chattin' with friends I just can't work.'

'You really haven't got the hang of this blogging lark, have you?'

"Mom, when we talk, is that like live streaming?"

"That tweet you sent me was so short, it was barely a peep."

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'Without hearing your inflection, your 'woof, woof, woof' tweet was lost on me.'

"You hadn't texted me in twenty minutes. I was afraid you might have become paralyzed."

"Help. I'm addicted to Twitter!"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Every man and his dog gets to have an opinion on social media.

Twitter addict.

Social media messages

'La Donna and mobile'

'It's nice to talk to you, Ms. Ponvert, but I need to get back to the blog I'm writing about people becoming more computer nerdy.'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public tweeting ... '

Child chatting on cell phone at top of slide.

"Death by 1,000 Texts"

'I may be a smart phone but I am only used to send silly text messages.'

Life can be very short...status updates should therefore be very quick!!!

Another tireless advocate for insomniacs.

Staying in touch with lots of mobile phones,

"My big fat ego has just discovered Twitter!"

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"Tell me, where do you expect to be texting incessantly in five years?"

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"Alexa. Just talk to me!..."

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

Moo Out Loud