Digital Chatterbox Pillows

'How's it going, Rachel?'

What were you saying?

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Sorry, dad, I'm so busy chattin' with friends I just can't work.'

'You really haven't got the hang of this blogging lark, have you?'

"Mom, when we talk, is that like live streaming?"

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'Without hearing your inflection, your 'woof, woof, woof' tweet was lost on me.'

"You hadn't texted me in twenty minutes. I was afraid you might have become paralyzed."

"Help. I'm addicted to Twitter!"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Every man and his dog gets to have an opinion on social media.

Social media messages

'La Donna and mobile'

'It's nice to talk to you, Ms. Ponvert, but I need to get back to the blog I'm writing about people becoming more computer nerdy.'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public tweeting ... '

Child chatting on cell phone at top of slide.

"Death by 1,000 Texts"

'I may be a smart phone but I am only used to send silly text messages.'

Life can be very short...status updates should therefore be very quick!!!

Another tireless advocate for insomniacs.

Staying in touch with lots of mobile phones,

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"Tell me, where do you expect to be texting incessantly in five years?"

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"Alexa. Just talk to me!..."

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

Moo Out Loud

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'