Tv Chatterboxes Pillows

'I wish someone would finally make that Larry King shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Flotation Device on the Phone

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"I told you never to call me here."

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Time for Tea

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.