Radio Chatterbox Pillows

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! "Star Trek Beyond." I read that the new film's going to honor the original series' 50th anniversary by including shoulder pads in the uniforms. Can you believe that? Everyone knows the original series didn't have shoulder pads. Next Generation had the shoulder pads. Next caller. Am I right to worry that Star Trek may not be in the best hands?

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Moo Out Loud

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

"I told you never to call me here."

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

Flotation Device on the Phone

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

At Gossips Anonymous...

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"She can be outspoken."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"