Chatterboxes Pillows

"This active listening workshop sounds useful..." "Why would I want to go to Worksop?"

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'You weren't kidding when you said you wanted to stop gossiping.'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"She can be outspoken."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Time for Tea

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Social media messages

At Gossips Anonymous...

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

'How's it going, Rachel?'

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

Verbal blogger.

Bla Bla Bla

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'