Chatterboxes Gifts

"This active listening workshop sounds useful..." "Why would I want to go to Worksop?"

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'You weren't kidding when you said you wanted to stop gossiping.'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Time for Tea

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

At Gossips Anonymous...

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"She can be outspoken."

Social media messages

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

'How's it going, Rachel?'

"We don't communicate any more..."

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

Verbal blogger.