Chatterbox Club Gifts

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

"Of course I talk in my sleep it's the only chance I get."

'Do ve haf vays of buttoning her lip?'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Time for Tea

At Gossips Anonymous...

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"She can be outspoken."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

Verbal blogger.

Bla Bla Bla

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

'Freddie doesn't hold court here anymore. He moved to the Full ‘O Crap Tap Room and on up to the Wind Bag Martini Bar.'

"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."

"He's only boring at home."

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'