Chatterbox Enthusiasts Gifts

Too Much Information.

"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."

'Is your mouth glad when you're asleep?'

"You talk too much!"

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

At Gossips Anonymous...

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

Time for Tea

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Babblewrap

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"She can be outspoken."

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

Verbal blogger.

Bla Bla Bla

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

'The seven yeah itch.'

'Freddie doesn't hold court here anymore. He moved to the Full ‘O Crap Tap Room and on up to the Wind Bag Martini Bar.'

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'