Chatterbox Enthusiasts Gifts

Too Much Information.

"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."

'Is your mouth glad when you're asleep?'

"You talk too much!"

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

"She can be outspoken."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

At Gossips Anonymous...

Dentist Speak - Monologues

Time for Tea

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Babblewrap

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Bla Bla Bla

Verbal blogger.

"Don't retweet this, but..."

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'