Cellphone Chatterbox Pillows

"I told you never to call me here."

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Flotation Device on the Phone

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Time for Tea

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

Social media messages

At Gossips Anonymous...

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

'I gotta go - we're discussing my compulsive communicatoins disorder.'

'How's it going, Rachel?'