Cellphone Chatterbox Gifts

No, dear, it doesn't really sound smarter if you label yourself a "textworm".

"I told you never to call me here."

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

Flotation Device on the Phone

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

At Gossips Anonymous...

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Time for Tea

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'Since we modified your daughter's digital cellular structure, she's experienced a lot of ringing in her ears. If you need me to check her status, I'll be on call.'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

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