Telephone Chatterbox Pillows

"No - I'm not listening to my radio!"

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

'Good morning. I'd like to talk about double glazing issues.'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

Flotation Device on the Phone

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"I told you never to call me here."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Time for Tea

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Social media messages

At Gossips Anonymous...

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

'From the Mouth of Arthur Baskin.'

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