Telephone Chatterbox Prints

"No - I'm not listening to my radio!"

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

'Good morning. I'd like to talk about double glazing issues.'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"I told you never to call me here."

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

Flotation Device on the Phone

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'From the Mouth of Arthur Baskin.'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Hot Line

At Gossips Anonymous...

Time for Tea

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."