Tv Chatterbox Prints

' ... and there is still no play at Wimbledon - so here's Sue Barker chopsing for yet another two hours!'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Flotation Device on the Phone

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"I told you never to call me here."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"She can be outspoken."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"